Here’s how my tiny boss makes me look like a fool (with a smile on my face):
👶 **1. Sleep? That’s Your Illusion, Not Mine.**
We plan her bedtime. We dim the lights. I play lullabies.
She? Plans her *real* party time.
Just when we think she’s asleep – BOOM – wide eyes, giggle, and crawling over my head like Spiderman.
🥣 **2. Food Experiments with a Twist (and a Splash)**
Wife: Carefully prepares mashed banana and warm porridge.
Her: “Nice. Let me see how it looks on the wall.”
One spoon goes in. The next five fly across the room like missiles.
📱 **3. Remote, Phone, Charger – All on Her Radar**
She has a GPS tracker for only 3 items:
1. TV remote
2. Our phone
3. Anything dangerous I try to hide.
And no matter how well I hide it – she finds it like a trained detective.
💩 **4. Poop + Timing = Perfect Prank**
She waits until we wear clean clothes, grab my wallet, and say, “Let’s go.”
Then… *poop explosion*.
Every. Single. Time.
🎮 **5. Her Game, Her Rules**
She gives me a toy and move away. We sit and play with it. She comes back, yanks it from me, and says (with her eyes),
“That’s not how you play, Naana.”
❤️ **The Truth? I Love Every Minute of It.**
Yes, I get outsmarted every day.
Yes, I sleep like a panda with a hangover.
But the truth is… I wouldn’t trade this life for anything else.
Every giggle, every mess, every unexpected moment – they make me feel alive.
💬 Do you have a baby boss at home too? How do they outsmart you?
👇 Comment below and let’s laugh together!
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